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Eilers Nixed as Manager by Jedi Knights Sunday, February 5th, 2034 Mason Eilers has been released as the New Orleans Jedi Knights manager. Jedi Knights officials said it is time to make a change and get the club heading in a different direction. The dismissed skipper was philosophical about his fate. "When things don't go right, the first thing management does is get a new manager," he said. "That seems to be the quickest solution to making things better -- or at least, making them seem better. That's just the way baseball is." |
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