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Rhinos Lose Tekkan Tanaka Friday, July 21st, 2034 Rubber City fans will be disappointed to learn that Tekkan Tanaka suffered a fractured rib while running the bases in today's game. After the doctor informed the Rubber City Rhinos manager that Tanaka was expected to miss 6 weeks, the manager told the press that the rest of the team would have to step up their play until the second baseman could return. "You can't make excuses in baseball, because there's always a game tomorrow," said the team's skipper. Tanaka is currently hitting at a .317 pace with 1 home run and 23 RBIs. |
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