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Mafia Win Sweepstakes for SP Mendoza Saturday, January 1st, 2033 The New York Mafia have called a press conference later today to announce the signing of starting pitcher Juan Mendoza to a 3-year, $59,000,000 contract. Both Mendoza and the Mafia are said to be very pleased to come to this agreement. Mendoza has gone 138-148 with an ERA of 4.65 in his career, piling up 1535 strikeouts in 2442.1 innings pitched. |
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