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Bloomington Suffers Tough Break! Tuesday, December 21st, 2032 Just a few weeks after the 2032 season, pitcher Landy Lu took some time to clean up the lawn like any good suburban husband. The electric hedge clipper he was using had other ideas and slipped, almost severing the upper third of his right middle finger. Surgeons at St. Luke’s Roosevelt Hospital are unsure if they will be able to reattach the severed portion of his finger, Lu will be out for the 2033 season and his return to baseball is uncertain. |
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