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Barbarro Files For Bankruptcy
Tuesday, March 21st, 2028
Portland right fielder, António Barbarro, filed for bankruptcy this morning in a Portland court. According to the Chapter 7 filing, Mr. Barbarro's restaurant chain lost $5.5 million last year. Among his assets, the right fielder listed over 2 million in Rolex watches.
António has been quoted as saying, "What can I tell you? Those timepieces are the epitome of class. I can't say anything about my financial situation. Go through my lawyer."
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