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Out with the Old, in with the New: Phil "E=MC SQUARED" Kains Now GM of Oakland Friday, December 24th, 2027 Feeling the heat to settle on a new GM, the Oakland Storm Chasers tapped Phil Kains as the new head man. "We've taken our time in finding what we hope is an excellent, far-seeing general manager. I don't think you'll have to worry about Kains suffering from myopia. He presented a clear, concise, and realistic assessment of our club in every interview we held, and just seemed to grasp what we're looking for," noted an official close to negotiations. When Kain was asked about his teams chances this year, he replied, "E= MC SQUARED".... |
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