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Washington to GM Candidate RIPP: "You're Hired" Tuesday, October 26th, 2027 Even as the media debated the merits of those rumored to be in contention for Washington's GM post, team officials were furiously wrapping up negotiations with Gene "I Hate the Yankees" Ripp. In a mid-afternoon press conference, RIPP was trotted out to answer a flurry of questions from the startled media. Asked if he could handle the job, RIPP responded testily, "That's why they hired me. I know the team has issues, but look around the ADULT BASEBALL LEAGUE and show me a team that doesn't." |
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